i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you win again, gameday.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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