Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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