finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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