what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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