No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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