It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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