So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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