he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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