Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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