I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
