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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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