Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
