that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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