We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
did you just send me my own nude
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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