Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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