I'm lost and stupid without you.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
