You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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