So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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