It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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