He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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