He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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