There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You are the jesus of drinking
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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