do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
