Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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