Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Ladies don't puke and tell
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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