It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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