Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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