i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I party with great urgency now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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