Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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