Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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