Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Edward fifth and chaser hands
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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