ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
that is very illegal...i love you.
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