I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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