i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You ruined the universe
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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