: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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