is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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