I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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