Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
