So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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