Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sorry about my life...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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