my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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