Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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