It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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