I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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