Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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