I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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