then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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