I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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