you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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