Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
