Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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