Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We were destined to go to rehab together
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
